So like, the sex scenes in The Room.

lumlumlummm:

Denny said that he liked to watch, right?

What if all the sex scenes are from his POV?

What if the entire movie is a figment of Denny’s imagination or a drug-induced hallucination because he is so in love with Lisa that he invents an alternate reality in his mind where she cheats on Tommy causing him to commit suicide before their wedding and causing Mark to never want to have anything to do with her again so that Denny can finally be with her

What if


We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
Chapter 7 (via fuckyesmyimmortal)

Speaking of 1349

Would anyone possibly be interested in my electronic ticket for the Marduk/1349 show at the Sonar in Baltimore this Saturday (June 2)?

I bought a ticket for this show as well as the show in Brooklyn on Sunday several months ago really hoping I could do both, but it seems like I won’t be able to get out of working Saturday and I really just don’t think I can make it all the way down to Baltimore :/ (DON’T WORRY, I’M STILL SEEING THE NY SHOW LOL) I’m really not looking to make any money off of it, I’d honestly just be willing to e-mail it to someone completely for free, because otherwise it’s just not going to get used anyway and I’ll feel like a dick for having bought it and not showing up, lol.

So yeah, just let me know if you’re interested (but please, only if you really REALLY can actually make it, unlike asshole me lol) and I will e-mail it to you \m/


huntthemdown:

oh…

oh hello adam

LOLLLLLLL THIS IS AT IRVING PLAZA, HOW COME I DID NOT RUN INTO SHIRTLESS NERGAL THAT NIGHT

(Source: ticklecarrotnose)


In honor of my 1349th post.

(…Am I the only one who fucking BAWLS listening to this song? Like I remember this one time I had my headphones on while waiting for the subway to go home after work and this song popped up on my shuffle and I just literally started BAWLING RIGHT ON THE PLATFORM IN FRONT OF EVERYONE and I was so humiliated BUT I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP THE FEELS AND EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME and this one guy was like “Are you okay?” and I was like “NO NO I’M FINE IT’S NOTHING” and I had no tissues so I had to wipe my snot on my sleeve. And then the train came and I went home. BUT ANYWAY)


the-absolute-best-gifs:

A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]

Oh my god Koala stop being such a badass

(Source: asktaylors, via jossychristine)


Accurate.

(Source: andshouldistumbleagain, via mazohyst-of-decadence)


slaves-shall-serve:

Why is it that Polish death metal bands always choose such frequently used words for their names.

Like, the Behemoth tag is okay, although occasionally, it’s some weird anime, or that ride in Canada or for some fucking reason some guy’s boyfriend. I’m pretty sure the Vader tag would suck. The Lost Soul tag is just plain depressing.

But the worst.

The worst goes to Hate.

I DO NOT FUCKING CARE HOW MUCH YOU HATE POTATOES. 

Try checking for any Tumblr posts for the Japanese band “Sigh.”

(via prayer-of-transformation)


This must always appear somewhere on my dash.

(Source: palcota)


Tall people getting older is funny because they often don’t. I’m like those junk trees that grow really tall, really fast, then fall to pieces. I’ll be doing a monologue five years from now, and there will be an audible crackling sound.

(x)

Lolol same with big dogs dying earlier than small dogs #smallpower

(Source: annperkins, via enjoy-your-burrito)


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GOD I MISS THIS SHOW EVERY DAY

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via enjoy-your-burrito)


  • Black metal pickup line #1: Girl, are you in MayheM? Because I've got a "Deathcrush" on you ;)
  • Black metal pickup line #2: Girl, are you Varg Vikernes? Because I wanna "Aske" you out on a date ;)
  • Black metal pickup line #3: Girl, I wanna stick my "Gorgoroth" into your "Mighty Ravendark" ;)
  • Black metal pickup line #4: Girl, we're made for each other like Satyr and Frost ;)

hellyeahhorrormanga:

spiraphobia:

Still the most epic promotion ever. 

Sadako 3D is coming, guys. 

Imagine you’re behind that truck when it slams full-force into something

(via deathworld)


WHY COULDN’T SATAN HAVE MADE ME LESS BEAUTIFUL


So someone is buying this for me, right?



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