DOES ANYONE WANT TO TELL ME IF IHSAHN’S DOING A MEET AND GREET AT MDF TOMORROW

i-sniff-sharpies:

Cats that just couldn’t

MY RAT DOES THIS TOO LOL

satanic-sandwich:

i need to buy some summer clothes and by summer clothes i mean black band shirts 

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

3M

KK/;KO  z

I think I literally wrote a paper like this in college

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

THIS HUMAN PLEASES ME. I SHALL MASSAGE HIS BUTT.

alienton:

Sext: And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

Ohhhhhhh man this is awesome but also kind of sad at the same time?

Colin ;____;

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

Jesus fucking christ.