i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
"you’ll change your mind about having kids some day"
you are right. it has happened. i have seen the light. i definitely want kids. i mean look how cute they are
1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;
2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it;
3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.
Apply this list to movies, rock music, word processors and mobile phones to work out how old you are. ❞
douglas adams writing about technology in 1999.
I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING
Reblogging again because rattie smiles
you know that boy you made fun of for being quiet? he goes home and listens to black metal every night. you know that girl you called a slut? she also listens to a shit ton of black metal. how about that genderqueer kid you called a nerd? guess what, they listen to black metal every single day and have just discovered that they can harness the might of the dark lord Lucifer. everyone you’ve ever been mean to listens to black metal. and their power grows nightly.
Do you understand what you’re doing? You’re going to destroy Johnny. He’s very sensitive.
Lisa is making him angry
You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel