Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I saw a guy at Summer Slaughter tonight who looked JUST LIKE “First World Metal Problems” guy

Literally, exactly like him

I almost went up to him and asked “Hey has anyone ever taken a picture of you on a bench wearing an S.O.D. t-shirt?” but then I thought to myself “Nah, don’t want to give him another ‘First World Metal’ problem to worry about.”