thestellarseacow:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

… now… if you are killed by a vending machine I am assuming that you are rocking it like a moron or trying to climb inside like an even bigger moron… I just— if you’re killed by a vending machine that my friends is natural fucking selection and I can feel little to no pity for that.

Aaaaaand while we’re nitpicking, the whole “deer kill 130 people annually” statistic is a tad misleading since it implies that deer are running around the woods mauling innocent picnickers to death. The truth is that the deaths occur when deer wander into the road AND PEOPLE SWERVE TRYING TO AVOID THEM AND END UP HITTING A TREE/RUNNING OFF THE ROAD. A more accurate way of phrasing it would be “Deer cause fatal car accidents which kill 130 people annually.”

Although I’m sure there are one or two genuinely psychotic murderous deer out there.

You never know these days.