japanese vs finnish
Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love
Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking
japanese vs polish
Japanese: daisuki - I really like you
Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me a bitch
japanese vs. english
Japanese: konnichiwa - hello
English: konnichiwa - OH MY GOD I LOVE JAPAN SO MUCH DOKI DOKI