I would do anything for my girl.

Wow Lisa you look so sexy

peculiargroove:

Fuck you, I never liked you anyway.

You’re right, the computer business is too competitive.

Don’t worry about it.

peculiargroove:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD THE ‘IF YOU THINK I’M TIRED TODAY, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE ME TOMORROW’ LINE

She says she didn’t get much sleep the night before.

She’s saying now Lisa has told her she slept with Mark, she won’t get any sleep tonight.

THIS MOVIE IS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE

I’M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND WISEAU-LANGUAGE

Oh, I always just assumed she had an appointment for chemo sometime that afternoon

But that makes sense too

lumlumlummm:

Denny said that he liked to watch, right?

What if all the sex scenes are from his POV?

What if the entire movie is a figment of Denny’s imagination or a drug-induced hallucination because he is so in love with Lisa that he invents an alternate reality in his mind where she cheats on Tommy causing him to commit suicide before their wedding and causing Mark to never want to have anything to do with her again so that Denny can finally be with her

What if

peculiargroove:

Ew.

I’d definitely have better luck with men if I knew how to turn on the charm like Lisa.

stupidcommentsinyourpocket:

I love Claudette.

If you think I’m tired today