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You forgot how to live
And the shiver whispers
maeby-tonight:

Really?

But the question is, what kind of money?

negativekenosis:

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND


I did not stab Euronymous, it’s not true, it’s bullshit, oh hai Mark

browneyedcurl:

Rick Perry has one thing right.

“I agree with that.”
OMG ME TOO JOHNNY
ohtheroom:

Anyone ever notice how long the stem of the rose is?

The florist always makes sure he gets the roses with the longest stems because he’s her favorite customer…?
fuckyeahmoviedeaths:

The Room, 2003 (dir. Tommy Wiseau)

Spoiler alert.

vanillapanda:

oh hai theme song!

270 plays
They betray me, they didn’t keep their promise, they lie to me
dirtyjmusicconfessions:

I want to watch Toshiya take a shower. nothing else, just watch
Well the last names do sound similar

caesarindahood:

If a lot of people loved each other and their government was an expression of the general will such that they were willing to forfeit some of their natural freedom for the common good and safety of all, the world would be a better place.

launch-san:

I am so happy I have you as my best friend and I love Lisa so much.

Well maybe you should have a girl Mark.

Actually, my single favorite moment in The Room is right around this point. It happens so quickly that almost no one else seems to notice it in the collective euphoria of the total destruction of The Room - which is sad, because it’s sheer brilliance.
It’s the moment just as Johnny is approaching the drawers. He’s walking toward them, but he pauses for a split second, throws his head back, and yells, literally,
“RRRRRRRRAAAAAABLARBLARBLAR”
I lose it every time.
Until he pulls a gun on you and demands money and is promptly hauled away “to jail” by Johnny and Mark.
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

MY DOG LOOKS LIKE TOMMY WISEAU

Hai doggie