And the shiver whispers

You forgot how to live

And the shiver whispers

YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!!!!

Don’t worry about it though, I still love you

She ended up in the hospital.

YOU

AW MAH ROSE~

YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROOO~OOOSE

Leave this on every YouTube video you watch.

MOUTHFUL OF COFFEE, MEET COMPUTER SCREEN

By the way, if you weren’t watching Adult Swim’s annual April Fool’s Day airing of The Room early this morning, this is what you missed. I’m not sure if the black boxes were used during sex scenes because even after midnight it IS still the Cartoon Network after all, or to prevent viewers from blowing their brains out Johnny style after seeing these horrifically-unattractive actors naked.

thethirdpoliceman:

The Room (2003)

LMAO, THIS SHOT.

Q. what did Johnny from The Room get on his exams in college?

A. oh, high marks

It actually took me a few seconds to get this BUT WHEN I DID, OH MY GOD, SO WORTH IT

surfpunks4lyfe:

I hate that.

ME UNDERWEARS.

abdoulatifou:

they even have lisa’s boobs omg
and a bonus johnny peeN

One day, when I finally have time to myself, I will do nothing but play this game.

D’awwwww I wish I had this kind of relationship with my father
…Oh wait, just kidding, that would be the freakiest shit ever

redsailorscoot:

Check out the cake my friend Brittaney made for our birthdays!
Ain’t she just kick ass for ordering it?

YOU GUYS
I NEED THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
you guys

watchan:

za ruumu

“Konnichiwa, Wan-chan”
“Ichiban suki na okyaku-sama desu”
“Jaa, mata”